Finally, the order was ready and I went to get it, once I got it, I immediately got to eating the double down, when I took it out of the wrapper, These 3 things crossed my eyes.

1) Bacon. Why was there bacon in a KFC sandwich? Why? I am not the most observant person in the world and I could definitely not have seen the bacon if I only looked for 2 seconds, which is what I did. But still, there had to have been BIG glowing text that said:

“CAUTION: BACON!”

Alas, there was no warning and I was stuck with the bacon in between the 2 pieces of chicken. But it wasn’t that bad because I could just pluck it off if I hated it that bad but that couldn’t happen with the next thing I noticed:

2) The cheese wasn’t melted and it wasn’t just not melted, it was cold. But the heat of the 2 chickens had melted some of the cheese but the outside was still cold making it very much dreadful.

3) The sauce was… sweet? I am pretty sure it was ranch but, who puts ranch on a sandwich?

All of these led to a rather discomforting meal. All of these led to the double down being the most depressing meal I have ever eaten. All of these led to the reason I will try to avoid KFC the best I can. All of these reasons are probably why no one says “I like KFC” and mean it.

The sandwich wan’t too bad though.