Walmart War (wasteof edition)

credit to @[email protected] for the game idea

A battle scene has been set… on Walmart for some reason. You only have the items there as a weapon. This—of course—doesn’t make the battle uninteresting.

Your goal is to attack another user, with items that’s available at Walmart or other similar supermarkets. You must mention the person you’re attacking—I mean, how will the person know you’re attacking? You may use replies to fight back.

Be realistic: this means no laser guns, plasma weapons, massive quantities of explosive, etc. No throwing Walmart at Walmart either.

Please keep explosives down, because that’s apparently a problem in the original game. (You may use them in small quantities though.)