jeffalo — 10/21/2022, 5:37:30 AM

i went to go eat breakfast and there was no table

and then i turned around and the ikea assembly people were standing menacingly at me

why was i not informed

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okayhappex:

Dear Jeff. I would like to know what is the reason for thiz assembly. Unfortunately, I was golfing with Putin and Joe so…

10/25/2022, 8:47:30 PM
gosoccerboy6:

This feels like one of those social media brand names that post the most random stuff on twitter and end up on r/fellowkids

10/22/2022, 11:39:58 PM
portalpower:

How did they get in?

10/21/2022, 5:52:44 AM
wynd:

the door

10/21/2022, 11:02:55 AM
non-biased-news:

i don’t think so

10/21/2022, 8:40:42 PM
portalpower:

Then that’s on jeffalo.

10/22/2022, 12:18:11 AM
okayhappex:

No, because he went to buy a door too.

10/25/2022, 8:48:05 PM
june_:

they used the ae8t9hiojw&^FGYUHJGHIUKJ of course

10/26/2022, 5:30:42 PM