burg-fil-o — 9/16/2022, 6:12:22 PM

We today announce that we are making a ‘Gay Day’ so whenever 2 same-gender people walk in, they must legally date and kiss.

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bwah:

What if I’m straight

1/6/2024, 4:43:03 AM
copperfish:

ok but what if they dont want to

9/16/2022, 10:45:22 PM
burg-fil-o:

The intern wrote this, I have no clue

9/17/2022, 7:57:58 AM
lily:

I don’t want to pay taxes

9/17/2022, 8:38:35 PM
burg-fil-o:

Then dont

9/20/2022, 4:11:56 PM
lily:

ok bad example but ok

9/20/2022, 4:24:27 PM
burg-fil-o:

I meant get an accountant to do it but ok

9/20/2022, 4:38:22 PM
lily:

no like i meant you can’t do stuff that’s illegal but i do it all the time

9/20/2022, 4:39:30 PM
burg-fil-o:

ignore what the intern wrote further down, commit tax evasion

1/5/2024, 4:03:48 PM
lily:

yeah, you’re right, i definitely should come up with a better example

1/5/2024, 7:01:05 PM
trafika:

Hee hee ha ha

9/16/2022, 10:24:05 PM
mef:

the future is now

9/16/2022, 10:24:04 PM
wynd:

actually based

9/16/2022, 8:21:08 PM
logicalnor:

fr

9/16/2022, 8:31:41 PM