I believe the chances are zero out of seven.

Imagine thanksgiving on friday the 13th though 😋

9point0:

i bet the turkey explodes

8/30/2021, 1:21:30 PM

wahsp:

😱

8/30/2021, 11:16:12 PM

Halloween is always on the 31st, though

lily:

woosh

8/25/2021, 10:26:47 AM

ntprograms:

cringe

8/25/2021, 6:59:20 PM

lily:

wrong

8/26/2021, 3:44:42 PM

ntprograms:

And yes, I do not get the joke even if there is one.

8/25/2021, 6:59:41 PM

lily:

there is a joke, and its kinda obvious (you even said it)

8/26/2021, 3:45:03 PM

ntprograms:

I thought jokes are meant to be funny

8/30/2021, 7:32:47 PM

lily:

They are, and this is funny, but it’s also a bit overused

9/2/2021, 6:28:02 AM

ntprograms:

You must have a really strange definition of "funny"

9/3/2021, 5:43:01 PM

lily:

funny /ˈfʌni/ adjective

causing laughter or amusement; humorous.

"a funny story"

9/5/2021, 8:25:09 AM

ntprograms:

Fails to meet the definition.

9/6/2021, 9:54:01 PM

lily:

wrong but ok

9/7/2021, 6:13:52 AM

jeff:

yea but what if its on the friday the 13th

8/25/2021, 7:16:24 PM

ntprograms:

lol

8/26/2021, 3:20:49 PM

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